DaikiniSan

Read like an interview of sorts. One: What is your earliest human memory? A: My earliest human memory is most likely when I tried to hide all the tomatoes in Konoha from Sasuke. It didn't last long. Two: Dear Itachi-kun, If Hitara or me stabbed you, would you kill us? A: That all depends on if you could actually do it. But if you did, I may consider it simply because I am not a patient man, neither am I Hidan (which is to say that I don't enjoy being stabbed). But in the end, I will probably not do it because you are both my friends. Three: Hey! Itachi-kun, if you could reverse your past, what would you do? A: If I could reverse my past